If You Give Michael Moore a Cookie

If you give Michael Moore a cookie, he'll probably ask for a glass of milk to go with it. So you'll end up going to the fridge to get the milk and when you get back he'll have already eaten your table and your pet. When he goes to grab the milk from you, make sure to pull your hands back quick. That's a good way to loose a limb.

Now, when he gets done with that milk he will definitely be ready for a hot dog. But not just any hot dog. He will want the Super Huge Mega Dog with all the fixing's from the vendor down the street. He'll just eat the regular hot dogs at your house while he waits for you to get the other one. (you better get two or three just to be safe)

Once you get back with the hot dogs to where your house was, you will probably see Michael Moore still sitting there waiting for you. Then you might get worried that your parents will be mad because the house is gone but he'll tell you that you really shouldn't have too much to worry about because your parents were in the house when he ate it.

He will be very excited to see that you brought him the 3 Super Huge Mega Dogs so once again, be very careful when you hand him the food. He will eat those dogs very quick and then he will want to reward you with a hand shake. What ever you do, don't shake his hand. You don't know where it's been.

When you don't shake his hand it will make him feel very sad. Then he will probably tell you that the only thing that makes him feel better when he's sad is to eat a cookie. And you all know that if you give Michael Moore a cookie he will probably ask for a glass of milk to go with it.