Turn Her Around!!!!!

For 120 years The Statue of Liberty has been standing up, welcoming immigrants to our country as they would arrive. She has been like the first American, extending a hand as people would show up. Even before they were on the American soil, they could see her face and know that she is a great symbol of what America is about Liberty for all.
So, my new proposal may come as a great shock to many of you but I think its something that must be done. We must turn her around. I know that's harsh, but we need to turn the Statue of liberties back to anyone trying to come to America. Not because we don't like other people but because we are all filled up in here. So some new person would be coming to our country and they would see that we had to turn our backs on them. They would be sad I know, but they would then return home.
Now, we cant stop there though. You see, I think the reason the immigration problem from Mexico is so bad, is because we share a border with them. Its so easy to find a place to come across the boarder now days. I mean, really, Mexico and America are touching. So what is that, like one step from there to here? Yeah, so I think that needs to be addressed.
We could build a big wall you might say. It would be better than the Great Wall of China. But honestly, I don't think that would work all that well. We have already seen that they've been digging tunnels and I don't think the wall is going to stop tunnels.
Well then, what about the National guard that President Bush said he is putting down there on the boarder. You add. That was a good idea I think to start with but there are some problems with that too. The biggest being that they have orders to not detain or even confront any boarder crossers. Don't ask me what their job is going to be. I think they will pretty much just sit in lawn chairs and sip Margaritas. So that was a bit of a worthless idea.
Ok, so what about Combat Robots. I hear you all saying it but there's just one problem. We don't have the Combat Robot Army developed yet. Its still a few years away before we would have that many Combat Robots in services. So we have to look for a solution that will work and work right now.
What we must do is simple really. We need to change the fact that we share a boarder with Mexico. If we widened the Rio Grande by about 100 miles and pushed it through all the way to the Pacific Ocean, I think it would work. Then of course, we would need to put up copies of The Statue of Liberty with her back towards Mexico all along the new Texas Ocean. That would defiantly get the point across about how we feel. This is some thing that must be done so everyone, write your senators, call the Whitehouse. Do whatever you must do but just know the survival of our county depends upon the Texas Ocean and Statue of Liberty showing her back side.