News in my World by Nick Bennett

George Bush Has Busted a Terrorist Cell in the U.S.
Tuesday, a terrorist cell in New York City was broken up and hundreds were arrested or killed when federal agents got rumors of a large orginization aiding al qaeda with information that was deamed highly sensitive by the govornment.
In a public anouncement givin today by Donald Rumsfeld he said that there were a lot of members of the group that resisted arest and because of that a lot of terrorests had to be killed. Rumsfeld said that he himself was responsible for killing the most of them. Other agents involved in the raid had said that Rumsfeld used his hands to strangel anyone who talked back.
Aperently, most of the people in that building must have talked back because there weren't very many survivors. It's no suprise really that they talked back to rumesfeld though. The group has a long history of that kind of behavor. The terrorist group goes by the name of The New York Times. Aperently they write down stuff that gets printed out and handed to people. Fortunatly, their rayne of lies and printed treason is now over.