Red Frogs

I believe I have come up with a great new plan to fix one of the biggest problem areas in the world. There are some areas on this planet that nobody in there right mind would want to visit because they're just not nice, happy places. For instance, Fallujah is a scary place that you wouldn't want to vacation at. You would probably get shot if you walked around there for a bit. Or Antarctica during the winter. That place looks really cold. No thanks. That's not for me. But the worst place by far to go to would have to be France.
There are so many reasons that one would want to avoid that place like the plague that I cant even list them all right here. But lets just say that almost all the problems of that country can be summed up by one root cause. The French people them selves. If they weren't there all the time, maybe that country could actually be an inhabitable place. So while I was considering that point I believe I came up with a plan that could actually work.
But before let you all in on this plan of mine, I need to state a couple of observations. First, I have noticed that Immigrants in general, but especially those that came out of a communist country looking to make a new life, are some of the hardest working people in the world. They open Businesses or sometimes work 2 or 3 jobs to get by. But a lot of the time they end up making good money, buying a house, and just living the American dream. And my second Observation is this French people a lazy. And smelly but especially lazy.
So, here is how we fix several problems at once. We take all the French people in all of France and load them up on a bus and take them to North Korea. Then we use that same bus and load up all the North Koreans (they're very skinny so they might only fill up about half the bus) and take them back to France.
That way the French people would learn a lot about work ethics by living under the communist rule of Mad Man Kim Jong IL. And the Korean people could have a free country to live in and have jobs and eat some food again. So it is most defiantly a win win situation.